nacht. To eat beer and salami. Or something. DED.
[Editor's note: the following entries containing the word Nafsu are the most frequently viewed portions of the Emergencyclopedia, with the vast majority of the hits coming from Malaysia. If you are a Malaysian reader looking for information on Nafsu, please email me and tell me what the significance is. It might be important to Pinkwater scholarship.]
Nafsu City. A city in Nafsulia. AM.
Nafsu Cola. Third most popular soft drink in the Hogboro area, according to Samuel Klugarsh. The formula was taken from Nafsulia by Walter C. Gull. AM.
Nafsulia. A nasty little anarchic plane. They use the same time system as Earth. (AM). The horses there are immense. (SOS).
Nafsu Motors Forklift. Bagged by Ken Krenwinkle in 1962. Y.
Nafsu Oil Company. Another thing with Nafsu in its name. Has yearbooks. AM.
Nainpur. Indian town, home of Mukerjee's Shoe Shop.AM.
Nairobi. Where Seumas Finneganstein's exploring party lands in Africa. (WK.) Also, home of the Rinziki Rafiki Drive-in Movie Theater. SBBH.
Nancy. Ronald Rubin's virtuous Christian oversexed girlfriend. Some say she's creepy. President of the Student Court. DBC.
Napnik, King. Legendary king of the Old Country. He had a golden beard, was a skilled rock thrower, and never bothered his subjects. B.
Napolean of Crime. Wallace Nussbaum. SBAD. SBBH.
Napoleans. A great pastry at Bignose's. SBBH.
Nash Metropolitan. Seumas Finneganstein's ancient car. WK.
Nasser, Gamal Abdel. Former president of Egypt, his face graces Baba Pambazuka's pinball machine. WK.
Nastrovsky, Charley. Leonard Neeble's best friend in the old neighborhood. AM.
Nathan of the North. Prospector, mountain man, trapper, scout, mule driver, hunter, and conservative Jewish Rabbi. MP.
Nathan's. Famous Coney Island hot dog stand, considered to exist even outside the fiction of DMP. FMS.
National Geographic. Contains articles by and about Jeff and Marie Robinson. JJ.
Natural Moostory. Book at the Yellowtooth library. MP.
National SausageCouncil. Situated in the Sausage Center Building. SBAD.
Natura Masgicum Phantomium. Mystic text. AP.
Navajo Indians. Their myths speak of Tieholtsodi. Y.
Nazi, Captain. Captain Marvel nemesis. WM.
Nazi Germany. Defeated by the moose. RM.
Neatfeet, Mrs. Kindergarden teacher at Melvinville Elementary School. AD.
neat-o. Word employed by Jeff Robinson. JJ.
Ned. 1. One of the Fearsome Foursome. SOS. 2. Norway Ned. SOS. 3. Ned Feldman. NFSP.
Ned Feldman's Hill. Little hill next to the Bugbeard Hills. NFSP.
Ned Feldman, Space Pirate. 1994. By Daniel Pinkwater. NFSP.
Neeble, Leonard. Earthling Hyperstellar Archeologist. AM.
Neeble, Louise. Leonard Neeble's mother. AM.
Neeble, Mr. Leonard Neeble's father. A rag packager. AM.
Nefesh Park. Fla. Where your grandmother might live. AM.
Nemo St. Main business street in the Old Neighborhood. B.
Neosho. (Missouri). Where Jack stayed with Aunt Amy. JJ.
Neptune. Home of giant slothoids. SOS.
Neptunian salami. Very tough, and suitable for artistic carving. SOS.
nesselrode pie. Served at the Phantom Lunch Wagon. PLW.
Nesterman, Captain Shep. The Chicken Man. SBAD.
New Jersey. Jungle land on the other side of the Hudson than Donald. WM.
New Paltz, NY. Site of cave with Silly Hat monks in it. LG.
Nfbnm*, Pak. Freddie. B
Nfbnm*'s Tapioca. A multi-generational family business. B.
Ngawa, George. British scientist; believed earthworms were intelligent aliens. WK.
Ngorongoro. Not Kukumlima. WK.
Ngurdoto Crater. Not Kukumlima. WK.
Nibitz Street. Address of the Baconburg city hall. SBBH.
Nickelson, Steve Ludwig. Proprietor of the Magic Moscow. Chronic collector. Second best sloppy chef in the universe. Sort of fat, dresses in white with glasses and a big bushy beard. MM. AP. SOS.
Nietzsche, Friedrich. Possibly as smart as John Holyrood. DBC.
Night of the Crumbling Moon(s). Night the 12 green moons of Grabowsky appear to collide and produce the illusion of smashing each other to bits. (SOS.) On Earth, it's a Buginese time designation. JJ.
Night Stalking Celery. Mad celery of NJ. FBM.
nihilist. Not a bad thing to be if you can't be a Dadaist. YAN.
Nildok. Home of crab-men. SOS.
Nia. Ship model Harold Blatz built. LG.
1952 Nafsu Oil Company Employees' Yearbook, The. Typical book at Morrie's Book-store. AM.
Nitten. Jutland Jed's kitten. JR.
Noel. 1. Noel Marsupial. WK. 2. Noel Wallaby. AM. 3. (Missouri.) A little town by a lake in the Ozark
foothills. JJ.
Noel Motel. Motel in Noel, MO. JJ.
Noffo. Home of clown people. B. SOS.
Nofkis. The galaxy fur-bearing Anthropoids come from. B.
Noftis. Home of giant terrestrial shrimp. SOS.
Noggs, the. A dada rock group popular with Wild Dada Ducks. YAN.
No Neck. Walter Galt's nickname. SBAD.
Nor-Bu Drug Company. Artsy druggist/soda fountain in the heart of Old Town. Named for Nork Ave. and Budhi St. SBAD.
Nork Ave. Main commercial street in Old Town. SBAD.
North America. Its native population came from Nafsu. AM.
Northern Territory. Look, do you think Pinkwater has time to look at a map every time before he writes a book? He was probably too busy looking up words like samovar and amphibolus. MP.
North Water Street. Home of McFwain Toy Company. Y.
Norway Ned. Sailor on the Matilda Magoo. JR.
Norwegian vole-moss tea. The Laplanders drink it like Grepis-Cola. B.
Noskecnil, Tesev. Humanoid slothoform from the planet Horthy. Sort of fat, dresses in white with glasses and a big bushy beard. Steve Nickelson's tripleganger (hey, wait....isn't that an anagram?). Greatest sloppy chef in the universe (but he cheats). SOS.
Nosewort Pond. A little lake near Thunderbolt City. Home to wild caterpillars.WNS.
Nosferatu. Pete Parakeet. SBAD.
Nosferatu. Scary vampire movie. SBAD.
Noshferatu. A bagel vampire of Hebrew lore. MP.
Nuclear Meltdown. A Magic Moscow special, featuring 9 flavors of ice cream, a sliced radish, a peach, 4 kinds of syrup, sunflower seeds, bran flakes, a slice of baked ham, and a pickled tomato, all covered in melted cheese and served on 3 whole-wheat English muffins in a cardboard bucket, for only $4.95. AP. SOS.
Nussbaum, Heinrich. Wallace's twin brother. A Peruvian police man, and the only good Nussbaum. SBBH.
Nussbaum, Dennis. Wallace and Heinrich's criminal father. Emigrated to Peru. Liked Wallace best. SBBH.
Nussbaum, Fu Man. Mastermind of a huge criminal empire. SBBH.
Nussbaum, Mommy. Wallace and Heinrich's mother. SBBH.
Nussbaum, Moriarty. Once the finest criminal mind in Europe. SBBH.
Nussbaum St. Street in West Kangaroo Park that Hergeschleimer's Oriental Gardens is on the corner of. AM.
Nussbaum, Wallace. World's greatest criminal, boomerang thrower, and mathematician. Kicked out of a South American army (Peru's?) for terrifying chickens. Nemesis of Osgood Sigerson. SBAD. SBBH.
Nussbaums. Medieval band of roving barbarians. SBBH.
Nussbaumscu, Tesev. Opened world's first drive-in in Blint, Romania in 1893. Mugged everyone who came. SBBH.
Nutley. (NJ). Home of the Gold Rush Kennels. MM.