Wah, Sue Chen Sulawesi Sue. JJ.|
Waka hakakabakka kawakaka baka waka waka hakakawaka Beginning of an incantation for summoning the ghost of a famous person. AP.|
Wakamae Wakamae Weinberg. DED.|
Waka-Waka 1. Boring alternate Earth Dimension. (AM.) Visited by Ambrose McFwain. (Y). 2. Kind of like "good-bye." AM.|
Waka-Waka city Klugarsh's name for Lenny. He claims there is a laser energy source here. AM.|
Waka waka. Needle noddle noo. Hoop waka dup dup. Baklava Turkish pledge of allegiance. AM.|
Wallaby, Noel A junk dealer. AM.|
walruses, singing Displayed at the great fair at Blintzni Spamgorod. SOS.|
Walter 1. Walter Galt. SBAD. SBBH. 2. Walter C. Gull. AM. 3. A Waka-Wakan, cave mate to Lance Hergeschleimer. AM. 4. Walter Cronkite. LM. SBBH. LG.|
Wanamopo Banjo Pick Factory Unionized Baconburg factory. SBAD.|
Wartburg A popular car in the Soviet-bloc, where it's all you can get. B.|
Washington Heights Donald Chen's NYC home. WM.|
Washington Monument Damaged in the fight with the Moose from Space; repaired (free of charge) by the moose. (RM.) It looks sort of like the big freedom monument, only without the gold flame on top. JJ.|
Washington St Site of L. Penumbra's loft. AP.|
Water Palace Round floating palace in the middle of a pond on the Equator. JJ.|
Watzuki, Alan W. Inventor of Zen-yin-yang cooking, mentor of Wakamae Weinberg, Zen master. He died of gastroenteritis in Bucharest at a relatively early age. DED.|
Weary, Dr American Guru, author of Six Easy Steps to Nirvana. Became welfare case worker. LG.|
weebos Fat tailed relatives of the mouse deer. They collect shiny objects. JJ.|
Weebos, Island of the Bugis name for Chatulistiwa. JJ.|
Weebos, Lost Valley of the Legendary valley on Chatulistiwa where the Weebos' treasure is stored. JJ.|
Weehawken Site of Alexander Hamilton's death in 1804. AP.|
Weevo Obscure rock group. [Perhaps inspired by the Ohio Dadaist band Devo? --ed.] SBAD.|
Weezup Martian emmisary to Manny, Moe, and Jack. AM.|
Weinberg, Wakamae Disciple of Alan W. Watzuki, author of The Official Zen Cookery Book. DED.|
Weinstein, Captain Sinbad Captain of La Forza Materiale. Y.|
Welsh Cat Protection Society Received the fortune of the London Earthworm Society after it closed down. WK.|
wempire How vampires say "vampire." W.|
Wempires 1991. By Daniel Pinkwater. W.|
Wendel, Mr William Pedwee's crafty teacher. FMS.|
We Never Close 1. Gus's: We Never Close. PLW. 2. Deadly Nightshade Diner--We Never Close. SBBH. 3. Transylvanian Mushroom--We Never Close. SBBH.|
Werewolf, The A movie at the Garden of Earthly Bliss Drive-in and Pizzeria, used as bait by the inimitable Osgood Sigerson. SBBH.|
Werewolf of London, The A movie about a Japanese werewolf. Neither shown at the Garden of Earthly Bliss Drive-in and Pizzeria, nor used as bait by Osgood Sigerson. SBBH.|
Werewolf of Poughkeepsie,The Another movie at the Garden of Earthly Bliss Drive-in and Pizzeria, used as bait by the ingenious Osgood Sigerson. SBBH.|
Werewolf Wars Yet another movie at the Garden of Earthly Bliss Drive-in and Pizzeria, used as bait by the indefatigueable Osgood Sigerson. SBBH.|
Werewolf Stewardesses Even still yet another movie at the Garden of Earthly Bliss Drive-in and Pizzeria, used as bait by the ineffable Osgood Sigerson. SBBH.|
werewolves Really just big misunderstood dogs who are sometimes people and who are potentially extremely dangerous. (SBBH.) They have been sited in Baconburg (SBBH) and the Glimville K-Mart (FBM.) They prospered in the days of the new great fair at Blintzni Spamgorod. SOS. Some werewolves (particularly children) may appear to be normal humans and are only visible in werewolf form to themselves (IWSGW).|
West Cheddar Street The strret with all the shops on it, including Gus's:We Never Close/The Jolly Trolley/The Phantom Lunch Wagon. PLW.|
West End Blues By Louis Armstrong. Y. AP.|
West Kangaroo Park A suburb of Hogboro. AM.|
West Kangaroo Park bus Some say it is cursed. AM.|
WGNU Baconburg classical radio station. SBAD.|
What God Said to Me By Sister Profit. LG.|
What's Cooking? Legend on Mr. Neeble's apron. AM.|
Wheatbeet, Mrs Teacher and aspiring author of Bunnies in Love at Melvinville Elementary School. AD.|
Whillikers, Gordon Called "G." Gem prospector, discovered Kukumlima. WK.|
Whistler, Prof. Horst Martwist College professor, and snappy dresser. DBC.|
White Palace Their burger vault in Cleveland contains 25% of Earth's hamburgers. FMS.|
White Tower Natural rock formation near Wimpy crater. SOS.|
Whoever Thought All This Up Who the invisible giants are indebted to. JJ.|
Who's Moose Get it? Who's Moose. Pretty frapping hilarious, huh? MP.|
Wienerwald The Vienna woods, where the Muffin Fiend is discovered by W.A. Mozart and Inspector Charles LeChat. Appeared in The Muffin Fiend (1986).|
Weinstadtsmunicipalisches Bakerei German for "City of Vienna Municipal Bakery", seen in the illustration of the Municipal Muffin Bakery. Appeared in The Muffin Fiend (1986).|
Wiggers, Mr Old deaf man who remembers everything. But who listens to Mr. Wiggers? PLW.|
Wild Dada Duck Manifesto Too silly to reprint here. YAN.|
Wild Dada Ducks A group devoted to bringing about a world Dada Renaissance. YAN.|
Wildebeeste, Prof. Anton Professor at the University of Saskatoon. MP.|
William 1.William Pedwee. FMS. 2. William Lloyd Floyd. AM. 3. William Shakespeare. YAN. 4. William E. Geist. SBBH. 5. Willy. AM. 6. see Bill.|
Willy Samuel Klugarsh's 4-eared cat. AM.|
Wimpy Giant crater on Spiegel. SOS.|
Wimpy's Horrible Nairobi hamburger place. Home of the Kenya Burger. WK.|
Wingman Flying, time-traveling, silent, armored Chinese super-hero. WM.|
Wingman 1975. By Manus Pinkwater. WM.|
Winkle, Mr Corrective gym class teacher. AM.|
Winkleman, Eugene Young monster-hunter. Y.|
Wink-Porter, Bramwell Harried author of The Bunny Brothers (not|
The Fuzzy Bunny). AD.|
Winky Fictional Kevin Shapiro's Thoroughbred horse at Red Oaks. Quarantined forever in chapter 1,015. YAN.|
Winter, Mr Principal of Bat Masterson Junior High (AM.) and Margaret Himmler High (YAN). Probably not simultaneously. Known for his exceptionally loud voice|
Wishnik St, 42. Polish interplanar contact place. AM.|
Witzbilb A futuristic galaxy. (B.) Home to fig-people. (SOS.)|
wizard, the Unhappy for 307 years, read a magic book for 102 years, seeking happiness. Stole the magic crystal and became a frog. WC.|
Wizard Crystal. 1973. By Manus Pinkwater. WC.|
Wolfaleh Wallace Nussbaum's affectionate nickname for his werewolf creation. SBBH.|
Wolfman Monster from Donald's nightmare. WM.|
wombats Both wild and domesticated specimens are on display at the great fair at Blintzni Spamgorod. SOS.|
Wonder Wombat A comic book character. YAN.|
Wonder Wombat A comic book. AM.|
World Famous Little Plastic Thing Company Another of Seumas Finneganstein's companies. WK.|
World Famous Salami Snap Company Seumas Finneganstein's salami|
snap company. WK.|
World Famous Sticky Footblob Company Another of Seumas Finneganstein's companies. The Kukumlima explorers are all stockholders. WK.|
worms Not intelligent, except for the big ones.|
Worms of Kukumlima, The 1981. By Daniel Pinkwater. WK.|
Wormwords Journal of the London Earthworm Society. WK.|
Wozzle, The Manny, Moe, and Jack's imaginary monster. AM.|
Wuggie Norple King Waffle's fast-growing orange kitten. WNS.|
Wuggie Norple Story, The 1980. By Daniel M. Pinkwater. Illustrated by Tomie de Paola. WNS.|
wupski! A Transylvanian toast. SBBH.|
WXXO A radio station. Apparently obsessed with sick presidents. FMS. SOS.|
WZOT Classical radio station. WK.|