Vampire Moose, the. Deadly Eric. MP.
vampires. Neat guys, really. They don't drink blood, and they have funny accents. W.
Vampires in a Deserted Seaside Hotel at the End of August. Yugoslavian film (with subtitles); typical Snark fare. SBAD.
vampire song, the. Complete text as follows: "We don't care for peaches. They are full of stones. / We like bananas because they have no bones. W.
Vampire Squash. Mad squash of Washington State. FBM.
Vandals. Not as scary as the Nussbaums. SBBH.
Van Eyck, Hubert. The Chicken Man. LM.
Van Gogh, Vincent. Also The Chicken Man. LM.
Van Helsing, Mildred. Jonathan Harker's teacher. W.
Van Straaten, Captain Seymour. The Flying Dutchman, and Captain of the Flying Piggie. Y.
Vasolini, Commissioner. Head of the Hoboken buildings dpt. SOS.
vegetarian/health food. Dr. Stonestein, Captains Roosman and
Rassman (WK), Hamish MacTavish (LG), Ken Krenwinkle, Charlie (Y), and
Leonard Neeble's grandparents(AM) are vegetarians. In the Grand Mall in Hamfast there is a health food store with an unhealthy guy working there. (SBBH).
Venus, Sixth existential plane. Next door to Waka-Waka. AM.
Venusian. Like Clarence Yojimbo. They can live to be 3000. AM.
Venusian cranshaw melons. A vital ingrediant in Sargon's Space Surprise. SOS.
Venusian green diamond. What Samuel Klugarsh would call an emerald. AM.
Venusian packaged cookies. A Spiegelian favorite. SOS.
Vermin, Armand Harold Blatz' stockbroker. LG.
Victor. Young Cronkite fan. LM.
Victoria, Queen. A werewolf. SBBH.
Viennese jiujitsu A martial art used by W.A. Mozart to trap the Muffin Fiend in a handshake. Mozart was a master of Viennese jiujitsu because practicing the piano every day gave him a mighty grip. Appeared in The Muffin Fiend (1986).
Visconti. Italian director of The Earth Trembles. SBAD.
Visigoths. Not nearly as scary as the Nussbaums. SBBH.
Volkswagon 1961. William Lloyd Floyd swapped one for a moon potato. AM.
Volkswagon Rabbit. What Wakamae Weinberg carved out of a potato as part of her Zen training. She made several unsuccessful attempts before she hit on the idea of carving a convertible with the top down. DED.
Volvo, puce. Unfriendly looking car on Reynolds Ave. in episode number 560.5. of Kevin Shapiro, Boy Orphan. DED.
VonDankninny, Erik. Just as bad as Rodni Rubinstein. AM.
Von Sweeney, Professor Sir Arnold. Expert in the arcane, especially insane foods. FBM.