Abominable Snowman. A large hippie with big feet. Discovered by Sir Charles Pelicanstein. Appeared in The Worms Of Kukulima (1981).
Ackerman, May. Java Jack's mother. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Accounting Made Simple. Typical book in Morrie's Bookstore. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Action Comics #1. Donald Chen pays $.05 for a mint copy (WM); several years later, Alan Mendelsohn passes one up for the same price because of a missing corner on the cover. Yeah right. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Admiral Wilson Blvd. The Camden, NJ road which might have been the site of the world's first drive-in. SBBH.
Adolf. Ceylonese orchestra conductor, orangutan. Specializes in the works of German romantics. SBAD.
Advanced Lessons in Hyperstellar Archaeology. Klugarsh's book on Hyperstellar Archaeology. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Advanced Lessons in Yoga and Meditation. Where Alan Mendelsohn learned about the lotus position and Om. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Adventurers' Outfitters. Pierre Pierre's adventuring equiptment store. Appeared in The Worms Of Kukulima (1981).
Affandi. Javanese cab driver. He drives like hell. Either he's one good driver, or his speedometer is broken.Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
African Upland Gorilla. Brutus Mac Dougal Bugleboy is rumored to have gorilla blood in him. JR.
Ah-Fei. Sailor on a Canton junk. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Air Boy. Comic book Donald reads whose hero is feared by crooks and respected by all. WM.
Air Enterprise. Captains Rassman and Roosman's private, unscheduled, haphazard airline. Among its features are a VIP lounge, the fabulous air lounge, and navigation by "dead reckoning." Appeared in The Worms Of Kukulima (1981).
Akanakuji Temple. Japanese interplanar contact place. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Alabama Cleaners and Laundry. Laundry in Japan. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Alan Mendelsohn, the Boy from Mars. 1979. By Daniel M. Pinkwater. AM.
Alaskan Husky. Jolly Roger is half Alaskan Husky. JR.
Alaskan Malamute. Edward is an Alaskan malamute MM.
Alexander Nevsky. Exciting Russian movie shown at the Snark. SBAD.
Alexander the Great. His ghost visits the great fair at Blintzni Spamgorod. SOS.
Alfred. 1. Harold Blatz' mule on the trip to Dorje-Zetz. LG. 2. An Anthropoid Bloboform who runs a root beer stand. B.
Alice. One of Maharajah of Mahamurghi's old elephants. LG.
Alice in Wonderland. Can be read on 9 different levels. (SBBH.) Not as weird as Fiery Star. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Alla huakbar! Hassan Kapoora's curse. Appeared in The Worms Of Kukulima (1981).
alligator pear. Another name for an avocado. SBAD.
Alligatron, the. A giant avocado vegputer designed to repel alien invasion. SBAD.
All Night Zen Bakery. Place to get avocado pies, anytime. SBAD.
Almondotter, Ronald Donald. Young protagonist. Appeared in The Worms Of Kukulima (1981).
Amazon River basin. A place to which Ambrose McFwain has forgotten to bring film. Y.
American Avocado Fancier's convention. Where Galt and Sigerson are never at at the same time. SBAD.
Amin. What Old Gon calls Fligh. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Amorphoid Fleshopod. Not as gross as an Anthropoid Bloboform. B.
Amphibolus, the. Sir Charles Pacamac's London club. MP.
Amy, Aunt. Jack Robinson's grandmother, with whom he lived for half his life. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Ancient Moose. Book at the Yellowtooth library. MP.
Ancient Order of Popsicle Lovers. Quite an ancient order indeed. B.
androids. They cannot say their r's or l's, and buzz when they say their z's. Many of their parts are made in Asia. (SBBH.) They prospered in the days of the new great fair at Blintzni Spamgorod. SOS.
animals. Animals are stupid. B.
Anolis, Mr. Guard at the Baconburg Museum. SBAD.
Anthropoid Bloboform. A disgusting amorphous pink alien life form. B.
Anti-Communist White Americans League. A social organization engaging in good fellowship and harmless fun. The parents of the Honorable Venustiano Carranza (President of Mexico) are members. DED.
Aquaman. Hero in Donald's comics. WM.
Aquamarine Self-Discovery Center. New Age Book Store. LG.
archaeology. The scientific study of the life and culture of ancient peoples, through the excavation of ancient cities, relics, artifacts, etcetera. Well, not exactly, but close enough. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Arctic Circle. Home of Big Belly. A place to which Ambrose McFwain has forgotten to bring film. Y.
Armstrong, Louis. His "West End Blues" plays 24-hours a day from a sedan in Rochester, thanks to the wiliness of Ken Krenwinkle (Y) and is a favorite of Norman Bleistift's and Arthur's. (AP.)
Arthur. 1. Norman Bleistift's genius orange cat with halitosis. AP. 2. Kevin Arthur Gribnitz. SOS.
Ash Girl. Plain girl who sees the Invisible Hunter. Appeared in Java Jack (1980).
Association of American Drive-in Movie Theaters. Has given several awards to the Garden of Earthly Bliss Drive-in and Pizzeria. B.
Association of Synthetic Sausage Manufacturers. Which Mr. Galt belongs to. SBAD.
astral jellyfish. Jellyfish, astral. SOS.
Atilla the Hun. Probably a Nussbaum (SBBH.), and certainly not a humorous guy (AP). His reincarnated form attends the great fair at Blintzni Spamgorod. SOS.
Atilla the Pun. Bleda. AP.
Atilla the Pun: A Magic Moscow Story. 1981. By Daniel Pinkwater. AP.
Atlantic City. Where Samuel Klugarsh found his Test Your Brainpower machine. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Atlantis. Lost continent. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Atomic Energy Commission. Quarantined Red Oaks and Aunt Lucille in chapter 1,015. YAN.
Attack of the Mayan Mummy, The. "B-side" movie on the first night of the Snark's James Dean Festival. SBAD.
Attack of the Pit People. SF movie by Manuel Traneing. SBAD.
Austin America. Another trophy of Ken Krenwinkle's hunts. Y.
Australia. Its native population came from Nafsu. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Author's Day. 1993. by Daniel Pinkwater. AD.
Avacado Today. The magazine of Avacado enthusiasts. SBBH.
Avenging Chicken, The. A comic book. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).
Avenging Chipmunk, The. A rare comic book. Appeared in Alan Mendelsohn, The Boy From Mars (1979).