October 3, 2013
Post #3537 – 20131003
Do your publishers give you specific sales data so you can see
who is buying your books? Also, as a certified surrealist, you must
be able to get a surrealist's form of medical insurance. Do you have
to dream you are at the doctor's to get your annual physical, or how
does this all work?
Usually the publishers send the photos, phone records, and internet history of persons who buy my books directly to appropriate government agencies--there is no reason for me to see this material. As a certified surrealist I was subjected to a 140 point checkup, fitted with new tires, and given a one-year warranty which has since expired.