Lisa Lewis

July 18, 2008

Post #2427 – 20080718

What does one need to do to invite you to visit an elementary school? I’d offer you my first born son, but he’s the reason I’d like to invite you.

His school is just a stone’s throw across the river from you. Would you consider visiting?

Daniel replies:

Does your firstborn son possess a large sum of money? That can be a factor--I like to charge a.) a lot, or b.) nothing--my choice. Other factors include geographical proximity, and whether there is some reason I would want to visit a particular school, library, woodland mushroom circle, prison, hardware store, etc.