The Honorable Piggly Wigg

August 18, 2002

Dear Mr.Pinkwater

I have been deeply inspired by your book YOUNG ADULT NOVEL and have devoted my life to it and starting a movement at my school. So I was wondering if I have your blessing to start a Wild Dada Duck website?

Never Stop writing

-The Honorable Piggly Wiggly Vodka(president of Cuba)

If you want to be blessed, I suggest His Holiness the Pope, or His Holiness the Dalai Lama. Do not settle for anything less.