Daniel replies:
I'm trying to resist asking you to show us the tattoo. None of our business, really. You do know that as a tattooed person you now cannot be buried in a Jewish cemetery, do you not? Of course it is statistically unlikely that you are Jewish, but should you be, or at some time convert to Judaism, there would be a problem. Unless they change the rules. Anyway it is nice that my book means so much to you.