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March 18, 2017

We are very fond of the Mrs. Noodlekugel books (Bear too) in our house and are wondering when we might see another delightful story published.

Yours truly, Carmen, Eliana (6) and Elijah (3).

Daniel replies:

Probably never.  Sorry.  Not my fault.  Publisher doesn't want any more.  No idea why--they seem to sell plenty.  Publishers are strange.  I will write some other things.

Eleni Trikou

March 12, 2017

I am a 3rd grader, and I am doing an essay about you.
I have a question, can you please answer it?
What is your favorite hobby to do besides writing and drawing?

Daniel replies:

My favorite hobby is learning about dogs, training dogs, playing and walking with my dog.  I only have one dog at present, but maybe soon we will adopt another one.  At one time we had four dogs.  Dogs are interesting, and also nice.

Jacob Schwartz

March 9, 2017

Do you know what happened to Richard Simmons? Any clues?

Daniel replies:

Operates a bowling alley in Indianapolis?


March 9, 2017

Dear Mt. Pinkwater,
My son who enjoyed your books so much when he was in middle school is now several years into college. He’s reading heavy books by Russian authors. Consequently, he’s always depressed. I’ve slipped a copy of one of your collections of stories into his rucksack the last time he was home. So far he hasn’t said anything, but I’m hopeful he’ll read them again.
Best Fishes,

Daniel replies:

That's right, distract him with lightweight nonsense--bring his grades down.

David from Arizona

March 6, 2017

I loved checking out your books when we went to the library when I was very small, and read them over and over.

Now, some many decades later I find I'm about to be a father myself and have been stressing everyone out with my worrywarting. Then, in a conversation I had with a friend about books we loved growing up it occured to me that getting to share your stories with another tiny person is going to be a lot of fun, and that things might just turn out ok. I needed that.

I'm so excited to find you have a podcast, a deep and heartfelt thanks for many warm memories, wishing you the very best!!!

Daniel replies:

I don't know anything about parenting, never having done it, and the children I've come in contact with have understandably usually been of reading age. (I have had a number of dogs and I sometimes read to them, but honestly I don't think the content matters.) However, I have had a great many reports from parents of children who report that reading to and with the kiddies is very satisfactory. I have an older sister, (now a really old sister,) who read to me throughout my childhood, and that is the reason I grew up to be a writer and person of culture instead of a boor and quasi-gangster like the rest of our family--so I think you're probably on the right track. Say hello for me to the new person, and I hope you'll both enjoy reading time.

Georganne Hardin-Fong aka The Storybook Fairy

February 12, 2017

I love you, Daniel Pinkwater!!! I love your voice on NPR! I love your book The Big Orange Splot (Even if auto correct insists its The Big Orange Split)

You make the world a magical, magical place!!! And I say that with all the authority vested in me as "The Storybook Fairy". That's all. xoxoxo

Daniel replies:

Well, thank you so very much! It is an honor to be honored by a fairy.

Brent Bowser

February 7, 2017

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I just wanted to thank you. I read Lizard Music when I was nine years old checked out from my school's library in Fayetteville, Ohio. The amount of time it was checked out on my behalf was enough there was concern it was preventing other people from reading it, too. It's inspired me two write and draw my own webcomic, and likely a sequel if I ever get around to it. I've even named a character Reynold, but his storyline was not a particularly nice one in the end, but I digress… I'm glad to know that I can let you know this personally, and I hope your work continues to inspire kids for years. –Brent "Mariner the Raccoon" Bowser

Daniel replies:

I should thank you, not you thank me, because without readers...that's you...anything I may have done is just some goofy guy writing stuff for his own amusement and to no particular purpose. It's just words on a page until you process it through your own creative and unique mind. So, thank you.

(Enter Stage left: My name) Ellie

February 7, 2017

Be it logical or not (god forbid) I find myself having a fit over borglnuskies, whether or not I can spell them correctly. My younger siblings are experiencing the joys of the two Snarkout Boys bookstore the first time, and I am here pondering over pig-related byproducts are left to name cities and towns after. Unfortunately, not very many! I understand this to be the true meaning for a lack of following Snarkout Boys stories, however, it's not too late to consult the meat industry for ideas. I have read some excerpt from somewhere mentioning some unstated inner sense of re-writing the same story. Ah, yes, don't we all. Try taking up a new, more lucrative and sensible passion, like training cats how to use rotary dial phones, or naming towns and cities after cow-related byproducts. If you have read this far, I hope you understand that I am not in fact a peculiar teenager with a knack for killing conversations by sheerly trying to express that I exist, but a higher being capable of wasting office supplies like nobody's business, torturing cats, and pretending that they have some sense of purpose despite knowing that they –

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Daniel replies:

I'm not sure if this is information you seek, but under the present administration it is likely that regulations blocking interstate transport of borgelnuskies will be lifted. I have no opinion about this one way or the other. I am just a simple teller of tales.


January 29, 2017

Just came across the lovely book Tails of the Bronx. I was wondering whether Burnridge Avenue really existed, or whether it is the fictional version of Bainbridge Avenue. Thank you!

Daniel replies:

Jill is not here at the moment, so I will reply for her, (and probably get it wrong). I'm pretty sure she called it Burnridge, so Bainbridge couldn't sue her.

J. Brundage

January 27, 2017

Hello, I just read about an avocado restaurant, and thought of you. Here is the link:

P.S. More Snarkout Boys?

Daniel replies:

Hello, I just read about an avocado restaurant, and thought of you. Here is the link: P.S. More Snarkout Boys?