April 14, 2018
Where is your home movie oeuvre
Dear Daniel Pinkwater, esq.,
I understand from deconstructing your books dating from 1976 to the present that you have certain home movies that your Dad made that reveal the treasure buried on a utopian chicken farm in Petaluma, CA. Here is a photo from one of their public marches. I hope you can identify the movies and we can scan them to find out where the treasure, dating back to the late 1800’s and taken from the Salton sea.
This comes up very so often, and like other scholars you've made the error of deconstructing my works using metric socket wrenches, and not Imperial Polish Standard ones. Thus your conclusions are skewed. But thanks for your interest, and good luck in finding the treasure.