It crossed my mind too that it might be me who authored POLKA BATS AND OCTOPUS SLACKS, but unless I'm in worse shape than I thought, and did it, but can't remember doing it...it wasn't. It did give me an idea for how to finally get a book of mine discussed on the program, so I too can sell 60,000 copies and put money in the bank. I didn't write that whittling poem. I just about never write poems except in character within a work of fiction. Jill is very tricky to photograph, not that she isn't beautiful...just elusive.