Stefan Jones

December 22, 1998

Dear Captain:

I enjoyed your commentary on the Teletubbies. A younger friend of mine said that now that he’s seen the show, he doesn’t ever need to experiment with drugs. Watching ‘Teletubbies’ is trippy enough that no chemicals would be necessary.

I think your dogs would enjoy visiting Teletubbyland. I mean, think of all those chubby, slow, rabbits. I figure it would be THE place to be if one was reincarnated as a German Shepherd.

Best,

Stefan Jones

Hm. They ran my Teletubbies piece? I wish I'd heard it. I wonder what I said.