That's right, blame me, blame me. I'm getting a lot of this lately. Some guy dreams about cows singing Carmen, and right away it's my fault. I'm just an artist, reflecting the greater culture. It's nothing to do with me if your dream cows warble Bizet. I never forced you to read my stuff. In fact, I have consistently chosen publishers who ensure that the fewest people will be exposed to them. I am blameless. Besides, what were you doing sleeping in the afternoon?