January 1, 1997
Post #569 – 19970101
My son has just turned in a book report on another book by you (one of many). This one was Lizard Music. He is in the third grade and I am worried. He just can’t get enough. Will his teacher think he is weird? Will she question his home life? Will he become someone I am proud of?
I ran into this site while canoeing the net. My son wanted me to find a picture of you to “beef up” an already awesome report.
Concerned in Anchorage.
Yes, his teacher will think he is weird. Yes, she will question his home life. Also, other things will happen. Be strong. Later, your son will be admitted to a fine university, and distinquish himself there, after which he will go to Tibet, and live in a cave...with a chicken.