Dear Mr. Pinkwater,
Could you please get in touch with Osgood Sigerson and Ormond Sacker to let them know that we may be expecting a new rash of criminal activity by Wallace Nussbaum in the near future? This news, which cannot have escaped the notice of Nussbaum, seems to indicate we may be on the verge of something big:
www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/46658/title/Orangutan-Imitates-Human-Speech/
Additionally, I noticed avocados were on sale this past week at my local supermarket; I am not a believer in the concept of "coincidences".
Thank you very much for relaying this crucial information.
Human residents of the areas to which orangutans are indigenous have, for a very long time, maintained that the apes can speak, but are careful not to let humans know for sure, lest they then put them to work. Outsiders, being arrogant and generally racist, assumed this was just folklore or an old joke. Many things get missed this way.
