Mr Roach

September 14, 2014

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,
I have recently published a mythical retelling of the invention of the Tater Tot. I know, I know…it's been done a million times, but I am fond of the story and feel the message speaks to a need that many parents have, namely, "Don't be afraid to try." In this case it is targeted to activities involving healthy eating, and not cliff diving or illegal drug use. If you have a trip to the bathroom with no reading material scheduled for your review, I would love your feedback.
Sincerely,
Mr Roach
Author of "Timmy Tate's Tater Troubles"

Fascinating as your work of literature seems to be, I will decline your kind offer.  I do not do feedback.