Thaksin Metharom

October 3, 2013

Post #3537 – 20131003

Do your publishers give you specific sales data so you can see
who is buying your books? Also, as a certified surrealist, you must
be able to get a surrealist's form of medical insurance. Do you have
to dream you are at the doctor's to get your annual physical, or how
does this all work?

Daniel replies:

Usually the publishers send the photos, phone records, and internet history of persons who buy my books directly to appropriate government agencies--there is no reason for me to see this material.  As a certified surrealist I was subjected to a 140 point checkup, fitted with new tires, and given a one-year warranty which has since expired.