Attorney Bernie

October 25, 2010

I would like to get a vanity plate for my Studebaker sedan and thought the word, Dorbzeldge, would be perfect, but it has too many letters. I thought I could take out the vowels, as in, drbzldg, but the limit is six letters. But if I drop another letter, it won’t make any sense. What should I do?

Get a plate that reads, ""BORGEL."" That's what Borgel would have on his Dorbzeldge. (See? After years of receiving posts from readers, I have learned not to ask why).