Anonymous

September 11, 2009

Oh snap Daniel!

People around my town are burning your books in great big piles and blaming you for stuff. It’s getting out of hand, somebody stole my dog yesterday and left a note containing anti-semitic slurs. I think you should dry my laundry.

I don’t know what I’m saying. You don’t know what I’m saying. You write cool books, man.

Everybody just needs to CALM DOWN. Tell me something in reverse numbering because of how my computer formats web pages, it’s complicated. Please.

Thanks

Everything is normal. Sorry to hear about your semitic dog. I suggest you put posters around offering chowder for his return.