Megan Kellie

April 28, 2006

Dear Mr. Pinkwater–

I am a very large fan of your work, The Big Orange Splot is my favorite. I like it to the point that I got my very own splot painted on my very own roof. Since I still rent, that means I tattooed a dot on my scalp. My friends keep bugging me to tell you, because they have sense. So here I am, telling you. I’d attach a picture, but I can’t figure out how to do it in this window thingie. If you have an email address I can send it to, I’d be very proud to have you see it.

So thanks so much for such a great, wonderful book and an inspiring imagination and for the sense to have pastrami as a favorite color.

zwheee!

Megan

OK, but don't have the whole book tattooed on your skin, or there'll be a copyright issue.