Ask a friend to read it to you? Run it through a text-to-speech program? Wait until there is a cheap home version of some speech-sampling software which would enable you to have the thing converted to audio in a voice undetectably idential to mine--or, better, John Gielgud's? Hold a marathon reading-aloud in which all comers could read a few pages, and tape the whole thing? Or, send me a certified check for 8 or 10 thousand dollars, and I will record the whole book on minidiscs for your personal enjoyment.