February 20, 2000
Post #1043 – 20000220
My name is Brendan and I am in 4th Grade at Valley Montessori School in Livermore California. My dad says I have a bad attitude towards school. I had to do 2 book reports by the same author. I wanted to do my reports on Dav Pilkey, but my teachers don’t like Captain Underpants. So, since your name and his name start with the same letters, I chose your books.
I read Fat Men From Outer Space and Alan Mendelsohn, the Boy from Mars for the book reports. But I have also read Space Guys.
I have some questions.
Have you met anyone who is really from Mars?
Where can I get a good cup of fleegix?
Why do you smoke that nasty cigar?
P.S. Thank you for having this great website. It will help me write my author report.
First, the answers to your questions: 1. Yes; 2. There is a world Fleegix shortage, and you can't get it anywhere; 3. I quit smoking cigars almost 2 years ago, and I think you should quit them too. Now I want to know which author you enjoyed more, Dav Pilkey, or Daniel Pinkwater? I want it noted that I have no problem spelling my own name.