4 Loyal Listeners/Readers

January 15, 2000

Dearest Daniel,

We shall surely perish if we don’t get the recipe for mock blintzes which you so generously shared with your listeners on Chinwag Theater a short while back. We were traveling in the car, listening to the show, and alas, had no pen nor paper to help us remember the recipe. Please help us out in any way you can, as we would love to continue to enjoy your work!!!!

You would perish if you tried mock blintzes. What's the problem with making real ones? I don't remember the recipe, but it didn't sound any simpler than the real thing. Or are you just mocking me?